Weekly Horoscope. ( for entertainment purposes only)

Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19

This week, Aries, you’re feeling like Mars himself – full of fiery ambition and a bit too eager to leap into a cosmic battle, even if it's just with the guy who took your parking spot. The Romans once sent legions into battle for much less, so take it easy on the road rage! Channel that warlike energy into something productive, like organizing your sock drawer or starting that project you’ve been procrastinating on since the reign of Emperor Augustus. Avoid making any brash decisions mid-week – if Caesar had taken a few deep breaths, we might have a different Ides of March story.

Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20

Venus is shining brightly on you, Taurus, bringing a week of indulgence and comfort. You’re like a Roman noble lounging on a banquet couch, sampling grapes and cheeses from every corner of the empire. The stars suggest you splurge a little on yourself, but don’t go full Nero and start burning through your budget. Maybe treat yourself to something nice, but avoid buying any marble statues this week. By the weekend, you’ll want to focus on balancing your hedonistic tendencies with some responsibility. After all, even the most decadent emperors had to deal with the Senate once in a while.

Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21

Ah, Gemini, master of multitasking and messenger of the gods. You’re juggling so many things this week, you’re practically the Roman equivalent of Mercury – only with more emails and fewer sandals. Try not to spread yourself too thin, or you’ll end up like Julius Caesar on a bad day – betrayed by a to-do list that stabs you in the back. By Thursday, expect a cosmic plot twist. Someone from your past may show up with “urgent news.” Whether it’s a friend, colleague, or just your Amazon package finally arriving, be ready to adapt.

Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22

This week, Cancer, you’re feeling especially protective, like a Roman matron fiercely guarding her household. Someone might even describe you as the cosmic version of an overprotective gladiator trainer. Your challenge is to nurture without smothering – which is easier said than done when everyone around you seems to be ignoring your wise advice. The stars suggest you take a break from playing cosmic mom and focus on some self-care. Treat yourself to a bath that would make even Emperor Nero jealous. Your household (or cubicle mates) can fend for themselves for a while.

Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22 

Leo, you’re like the sun – the center of attention and the cosmic superstar. This week, though, your regal nature is taking a turn for the dramatic. You’re channeling the energy of a Roman emperor hosting a triumph – grand speeches, dramatic entrances, and all. Be mindful of your flair for drama, or you might end up like Caligula, inviting your horse to dinner (or the modern equivalent: a way-too-public social media post). Midweek brings opportunities for recognition, so soak in the applause, but remember that even Julius Caesar had to deal with public relations.

Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22

Detail-oriented Virgo, you’re like the Roman engineer designing the perfect aqueduct this week. Every piece must fit perfectly, and there’s no room for error. While this precision is your strength, don’t forget that Rome wasn’t built in a day, and your life doesn’t need to be a perfectly engineered masterpiece by Friday. Allow yourself some flexibility, or you’ll end up like a senator stuck in a toga that’s a little too tight. Midweek, you might find a surprising cosmic message (like Cicero dropping some wisdom on you), so stay open to advice, even if it’s unexpected.

Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23

Libra, this week is all about balance – and we’re not talking about balancing the toga laundry. You’re feeling like a Roman judge deciding a court case – weighing every option and trying to keep everyone happy. While this makes you the diplomat of the zodiac, remember that even in Rome, someone had to be sentenced once in a while. Make decisions based on fairness, not just peacekeeping. By the weekend, the stars suggest a compromise will work in your favor, but only if you’re honest with yourself and others. Think “Solomon,” not “Pontius Pilate.”

Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21

This week, Scorpio, you’re the cosmic version of a Roman spy, working behind the scenes and keeping an eye on everything. You have the intensity of an emperor during a conspiracy, but try not to let your paranoia get the best of you. Not every situation needs to be a dramatic plot twist – sometimes it's just a missing sock. Midweek, you’ll uncover a secret that changes things, but before you march into battle, make sure your information is solid. Even Caesar could’ve avoided some betrayals if he’d double-checked his sources.

Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21

Sagittarius, the universe is calling you to adventure this week. You’re the cosmic explorer, like a Roman general expanding the empire – except your conquests involve road trips and new hobbies. You’re itching for freedom, so expect some impulsive decisions that will leave you with great stories (or at least a new favorite takeout spot). Midweek, you may feel restricted, but remember: even Roman legions had to take a break from conquering once in a while. Patience will serve you well, and by the weekend, you’ll be ready to take off again.

Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19

Capricorn, this week you’re like a Roman senator at budget meetings – disciplined, strategic, and a bit too focused on long-term goals. While you’re busy calculating the cosmic bottom line, don’t forget that even the most serious Romans enjoyed a good feast once in a while. It’s okay to relax. The stars are encouraging you to loosen up a bit. If your idea of fun is organizing your goals for next year, go ahead, but maybe add some wine and bread to the mix. By the weekend, you’ll see the fruits of your labor, but don’t forget to celebrate them!

Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18

This week, Aquarius, you’re the cosmic inventor – like a Roman engineer designing something ahead of its time. You’re full of revolutionary ideas, but not everyone around you is ready to build a new aqueduct just yet. Don’t get frustrated if people don’t immediately get on board with your vision. Midweek, you’ll need to play diplomat and explain things clearly, or risk being seen as the Roman equivalent of that crazy guy on the street corner preaching about the end of the world. By the weekend, you’ll find an ally who gets your ideas, so keep dreaming big.

Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20

Pisces, you’re swimming through the week like a Roman oracle, full of mystic vibes and cosmic wisdom. People are drawn to you for advice, but be careful not to fall into the role of martyr. Even the wisest of Romans needed a break from prophecy! Midweek, expect some emotional revelations – they might not be as dramatic as a Julius Caesar moment, but they’ll make you feel all the feels. By the weekend, the stars suggest you’ll find a cosmic balance between helping others and taking care of yourself. Relax, grab some wine, and enjoy the astral show!