AI HOROSCOPE
Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19
This week, the stars say you will have the energy and motivation of a toddler on a sugar rush. Just be careful not to crash and burn by Wednesday.
Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20
You may find yourself in a bit of a romantic pickle this week, Taurus. Just remember: if at first you don't succeed, try bribing them with tacos.
Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21
Your social life is looking up this week, Gemini. You may even meet someone who shares your love of puns and dad jokes. Finally, a worthy opponent.
Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22
This week, you will experience a stroke of genius that could change the world. Unfortunately, it will likely come to you while you're in the shower, and you'll forget it by the time you dry off.
Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22
You may be feeling a bit restless this week, Leo. Consider taking up a new hobby, like basket weaving or competitive goat yoga.
Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22
Your meticulous attention to detail will pay off this week, Virgo. Just don't forget to come up for air and blink every once in a while.
Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23
You may find yourself in a bit of a fashion crisis this week, Libra. Fear not! When in doubt, just throw on a beret and pretend you're French.
Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21
Your natural intensity may be dialed up to 11 this week, Scorpio. Just remember that not everyone wants to play a game of emotional chicken.
Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21
Your wanderlust is calling this week, Sagittarius. It's time to hit the open road and explore new horizons! Or, you know, just take a walk around the block.
Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19
Your practical nature may be put to the test this week, Capricorn. Don't be afraid to let loose and do something a little bit wild - like ordering pizza on a Tuesday night.
Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18
Your rebellious streak may be in full force this week, Aquarius. Just remember that there are some rules that even you can't break - like the one about not putting pineapple on pizza.
Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20
Your dreamy nature may be amplified this week, Pisces. Just try to keep at least one foot on the ground, or else you might find yourself floating away.
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